Pie Eater
I’m the original freak
Sometimes I can’t remember my name
I toss an’ I turn
I don’t get hurt when I’m burned
Can’t swerve and claim I ain’t felt any pain
It’s alright, dudes – It’s always okay
I’m the guy who doesn’t give up
tell me again I will not make it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
By all rights I shouldn’t make it
But if you got it – it’s hard to fake it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
Everytime
I’m outside smoking cigarettes
I never run and hide
But I stick to the same brand name
Well, the angels favorite demons
Comes to dance without any feelings
Ain’t leavin’ ’til she tries to sell ya fame
Won’t go away – But it’s alright
I’m the guy who doesn’t give up
tell me again I will not make it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
By all rights I shouldn’t make it
But if you got it – it’s hard to fake it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
Everytime
I only gave up lookin’ back with regrets
Cuz I’m a feeder – a Pie Eater
Sayin’ “hello” to the folks I know
Cuz I’m a greeter – a Pie Eater
Gotta think big an’ reach out with my arms
Cuz I’m a bleeder – a Pie Eater
No time for bullshit or fuckin’ around
Cuz I’m a leader- a Pie Eater
Yeah – Alright
I’m the guy who doesn’t give up
tell me again I will not make it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
By all rights I shouldn’t make it
But if you got it – it’s hard to fake it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
Every-I’m the guy who doesn’t give up
tell me again I will not make it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
By all rights I shouldn’t make it
But if you got it – it’s hard to fake it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
Every time
from Pie Eater, released 12 November 2013

The Dean Project operated from two locations. Charlottetown, PEI and Toronto, Ontario. I had moved to Toronto from Charlottetown in 2008 and Dean would bounce between the two cities until 2013, when the you-know-what happened. This would prove to be a very demanding set-up for any writing and touring creative entity. Especially one that had a commitment to playing the drums on a 3-foot-tall plastic nutcracker. However, we weren’t going to let anything stand between us and the grimy stages and dive bars from all over this great nation. In retrospect, all the effort we put into playing for no pay was what gave us that sense of a pay-off. Like, “We fucking did it. They said we couldn’t but we did!”. Even playing a local open mic was a big deal to us, because it always felt like getting-the-band-back-together. It always had that spark. We were ALWAYS excited. Every show would keep us awake, talking and smoking on the balcony until the sun came up. Those talks are what we valued most. It’s where to devised our schemes. It’s where we could be 100% ourselves without fear of outside infiltration. We liked to keep our philosophies to ourselves. We had a Dean Project way. That way would not have happen without those frequent and cherished balcony chats.