I lie in bed countin’ sheep
I’m the original freak
Sometimes I can’t remember my name
I toss an’ I turn
I don’t get hurt when I’m burned
Can’t swerve and claim I ain’t felt any pain
It’s alright, dudes – It’s always okay

I’m the guy who doesn’t give up
tell me again I will not make it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
By all rights I shouldn’t make it
But if you got it – it’s hard to fake it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
Everytime

I’m outside smoking cigarettes
I never run and hide
But I stick to the same brand name
Well, the angels favorite demons
Comes to dance without any feelings
Ain’t leavin’ ’til she tries to sell ya fame
Won’t go away – But it’s alright

I’m the guy who doesn’t give up
tell me again I will not make it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
By all rights I shouldn’t make it
But if you got it – it’s hard to fake it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
Everytime

I only gave up lookin’ back with regrets
Cuz I’m a feeder – a Pie Eater
Sayin’ “hello” to the folks I know
Cuz I’m a greeter – a Pie Eater
Gotta think big an’ reach out with my arms
Cuz I’m a bleeder – a Pie Eater
No time for bullshit or fuckin’ around
Cuz I’m a leader- a Pie Eater
Yeah – Alright

I’m the guy who doesn’t give up
tell me again I will not make it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
By all rights I shouldn’t make it
But if you got it – it’s hard to fake it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
Every-I’m the guy who doesn’t give up
tell me again I will not make it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
By all rights I shouldn’t make it
But if you got it – it’s hard to fake it
Believing in what I know’s inside
Will lead to eatin’ pie
Every time

from Pie Eater, released 12 November 2013

The Angel came down to visit Paul the Poet
Not wearing any armor and with no emotions showing
“There’s no honor in twisting facts and history”
She said to the poet “Don’t concern yourself with victory”
“But glory and adoration are not the steaks that I seek,
I’m the kind of man who makes connections when I speak”
The Angel called the poet out and left him in a heep
“Let’s see if you’re singing the same tune when you recover next week”

The customer is satisfied on the other side of the counter
The cashier and the manager wear big smiles with each encounter
The Angel gathered all three in a room
And began to ask some questions
“Do you think everything is okay?” and
“Are you open to suggestions?”
The boss rose up and began to fight
“I’m on your side” The Angel replied
She took a look at the customer
It was Paul the Poet
She was surprised
“Well, I’ll support you if you support them”
Was a promise that didn’t interest Paul
He managed to escape through the crack in the wall
But The Angel trapped him in a mall
A shopping mall out of reach
Now Paul the Poet needs to find his indoor beach

There’s no such thing as freedom on vague illusions of stuff
So, Paul set out to scope the reef
But you can feel freedom
Freedom lies inside
Deep within yourself there is an indoor beach

Now he sees sunsets atop grassy dunes of sand
Writing beautiful music for the people of the land
And every single summer night
Paul thanks The Angel for what she teaches
Because deep within his soul he know
That only a select few will ever
Find
Will ever
Seek
Will ever
Inhabit
Their indoor beaches

Now, Paul spreads the message of The Angel
But he does it just like a poet
Head to toe in a suit of armor
And with all his emotions showing
©2013The Dean Project

If it’s okay with you guys, I’d like to share some of my favorite Dean stories and pictures on this page. Some stories from before The Project started but mostly I wish to chronicle The Tales of The Dean Project.

dean 05The Dean Project operated from two locations. Charlottetown, PEI and Toronto, Ontario. I had moved to Toronto from Charlottetown in 2008 and Dean would bounce between the two cities until 2013, when the you-know-what happened. This would prove to be a very demanding set-up for any writing and touring creative entity. Especially one that had a commitment to playing the drums on a 3-foot-tall plastic nutcracker. However, we weren’t going to let anything stand between us and the grimy stages and dive bars from all over this great nation. In retrospect, all the effort we put into playing for no pay was what gave us that sense of a pay-off. Like, “We fucking did it. They said we couldn’t but we did!”. Even playing a local open mic was a big deal to us, because it always felt like getting-the-band-back-together. It always had that spark. We were ALWAYS excited. Every show would keep us awake, talking and smoking on the balcony until the sun came up. Those talks are what we valued most. It’s where to devised our schemes. It’s where we could be 100% ourselves without fear of outside infiltration. We liked to keep our philosophies to ourselves. We had a Dean Project way. That way would not have happen without those frequent and cherished balcony chats.

The point of this post is to come clean. Because during our “run” that was NEVER the story. The truth was the plague. If anyone knew anything real, the mystique would have be blown. We always had an angle. Always. When Dean would inevitably move back to PEI what could we say? Surely the truth would be too boring. So, insert angle here.

I want to tell you some of my favorite truth-bends here. [Comment if you remember/fell for them. Also, I forget most of them, so feel free to ask about anything specific if it pops up]

Of course when Dean went home, I kept all the live bookings and would tell audiences he broke his leg or that he was in drug rehab. His leg was always okay. He was just at home, being lazy. The real Dean wouldn’t touch a drug, even a Tylenol, if you paid him. (I sort of felt bad for the people that sent him get-well cards.) There was another time I told people he left to learn the ancient craft of the luchadore. That one was less believable and in retrospect I’m surprised no one called us out.

Typically, I’m a very open and honest kinda guy who preaches the value of those morals. Dean… was not. What we did together was for the art. What we did together was for a mutual love of music and performance. I think the stark differences in our personalities is what helped finish the illusion we were out to create.

That illusion may be a thing of the past. But the name The Dean Project can live forever. It’s my job to ensure that it does. Hopefully telling these stories will keep Dean’s spirit present during this rocky portion of the journey.

Thanks, guys. Have a great weekend.

Dan

Boom Boom
Boom Boom
He was chased from th’ promise land

Boom Boom was doom doomed
when they made him change his name
They gave Boom Boom is own cartoon
just to come in and take it all away

Boom Boom
Ol’ Boom Boom
Proved himself to the entire world
He was banished –  yeah, banished
But he swore everyday that he would work

This is a story
A real life telling
of a man that they call Boom Boom
He found his way home
just to be boned
But that’s hardly the end of his tale

Boom Boom started something
At first everybody laughed
But now they’re all comin’ ’round for his advice
He saw the future
It was so clear
Just go out and do everything yourself

Boom Boom is now a tycoon
In his studio apartment
Boom Boom can work any sized room, room
He’s a journeyman that saves all his dollars and his cents

©2014 The Dean Project