Dean had no patience. He enjoyed rushing every idea that came to his head. This personality trait of his, in hindsight, is the ingredient that pushed us out the door and into the bars and halls where we’d start to make our name. I liked the idea of writing songs, however, Dean leaned towards our improvisational roots. This difference between us was the catalyst that set the wheels in motion. For example, Dean signed us up for the 2011 Online Warped Tour Battle of the Bands without consulting me.dan and dean 001 I emerged from my bedroom one morning to the news that we were officially signed up for this ridiculous contest. At the time, I was a little annoyed because we had no songs or image. This left me with one option. Create them.

For the first time ever, we now found ourselves writing songs together. This proved to be a difficult undertaking because poor Deano couldn’t understand simple song structure. “Come in on 4” I’d say before starting the song. When 4 came, Dean didn’t. So, it hit me. This music theory stuff isn’t important to The Dean Project. Rhythm, tone quality and time signatures are all just suggestions. We were never out to compete with other bands. We weren’t interested in pissing contests. They get you nowhere and take all the fun from performing. Our focus was to just be The Dean Project. Little did I know, this Warped Tour thing would help solidify our web presence as an official act. However, In my mind, it was all satire. A commentary on how indie and commercial music are all built around false virtues. Performance art. But to those unhip, close-minded consumers of our work, we were barely talented kids just struggling to put songs together. It was a fine line to walk, especially for an unestablished act. We simply tried to Blur the lines between art, music, comedy and life.

We knew people wouldn’t understand what they were seeing or hearing. We knew some people would think of us as “wannabes”,  “outcasts” or just plain bad. It would be up to us to give whoever was at that particular bar, on that particular night, a show and make them feel something. I was always a believer that people don’t buy songs. They buy feelings. Even if the songs were regarded as garbage. If we managed to make you feel something or react in any way, we would call it a success. If we inspired dialog, commentary, jokes or banter it meant more to me than selling T shirts or growing my social profile. We were the growling folk dudes with a nutcracker. Who wasn’t talking?

 

 

 

 

[Song below lyrics. Follow along!]

He is an artist, a performer
A great wrestler
The Best In The World
In the land of giants, he’ll take what he wants
Always walking in his own direction

There was a time no one could see
What was right in front of them
A future champion that no one could defeat
The longest run in years
434 days

The best in the world
The real face of the show
Just like The Thing when he clobbers
The best in the world
Chicago’s CM Punk
As if he were ever in a class with jobbers

Now is the time
How can you not see?
The only reason I’m even out watchin’ TV
Heel or face, he’ll hold the whole crowd
Cue his theme if you wanna make it loud

The best in the world
He’s a phycologist
Just like Fraud before he went nuts
The best in the world
Chicago’s CM Punk
Just like the wolf on the night bus

Just like The Thing when he clobbers

He is an artist, a performer
A great wrestler
The Best In The World
In the land of giants, he’ll take what he wants
Always walking in his own direction

The best in the world
The real face of the show
Just like The Thing when he clobbers
The best in the world
Chicago’s CM Punk
As if he were ever in a class with jobbers

The best in the world

©2011
Dean and Jane are packin’ up his pick up truck
They’re headin’ out west  – They do not give a fuck
A truck load of cigga cigga cigarettes
Dean asked Jane “did you stop at the vets?”
He wanted her to pick up some Ketamine
He wanted this trip to feel like a dream
Jane said “No, man. I totally forgot”
She reached into her purse to grab her bag of rocks

California
California
Cali Cali Cali
California

Dean is sittin’ in the passenger side
Dean spots a hitchhiker dressed as a bride
They pull the car over and they roll down the glass
He asked the bride nicely to show him her ass
The bride got mad, dude, she ran away
She said “I runnin’ all the way to Californ-i-a”
Dean got out and chased her down
Choked her out solid – Left her lying on the ground

California
California
Cali Cali Cali
California

Jane is all pissed off out in the Chevrolet
“You didn’t need to kill that girl
Ya didn’t need to kill her today”
Dean grabs Jane and puts her head under a tire
“I’m sick of your bullshit, Jane
You’re about to expire
I’m going to California alone!
I’m going by myself!
I’m gonna leave you in a pool of your own flesh and blood!
You know, I hate you, Jane!
I’m going to California
California
California
California”

It was grade seven when we started calling him Dean
He wore a lot of wrestling t-shirts back then
He didn’t care to keep them clean
In that grade that I started playing in other bands as a drummer
It wasn’t until the 12th grade we started this project and nothing could be funner
Telling jokes poorly over offensive guitar frequencies
As Dean O’Mac struggled behind the drum kit frequently
In Toronto, I finish college and Dean O shows his face
We found Munchie in hockey rink, outdoors
And things began to change
We wrote songs, put out albums, got a car and we toured
We named that car Betty
She was a shitty old ford
Now, Dean O’Mac, you rest well
And Munchie and I will move forward
Your name is forever carved in this sword
The one that we’ll use to chop down hate and our enimies
Don’t worry dude
I hear you
Your vibes, they are sent to me

We miss ya O’Mac
We all want ya back
It way hard to believe – o
We miss ya O’Mac
Your cough and your hack
We all want ya ya back, Dean O
We all want ya back, Dean O

I wanna lie to you but I can’t
I wanna hold ya by the hand
I wanna lie
Wanna lie
Wanna lie to you
Wanna lie to you but I can’t

You know, you know
It takes some time
To show and grow
Your reason to rhyme
But understand your plan
Can’t happen in an instant
Hand in hand we’ll pan the land
Won’t stop ’til we go the distance

I wanna lie to you but I can’t
I wanna hold ya by the hand
I wanna lie
Wanna lie
Wanna lie to you
Wanna lie to you but I can’t

I know, I know
It won’t be overnight
I’m goin’ slow
Ain’t got no light
But ya can’t shake or break me down
Cuz I won’t allow it
Cuz if I stand in sand I’ll be the man
Who lands in a place surrounded

I wanna lie to you but I can’t
I wanna hold ya by the hand
I wanna lie
Wanna lie
Wanna lie to you
Wanna lie to you but I can’t

La-la-la-la-la-lie
Lie to you but I can’t