There’s this left legged bud I know who keeps taggin’ and draggin’ along
A shovel always in his hand
He always waits around too long
Famous for his lack of finesse – Imposing all the time
His ideas suck an’ his jokes ain’t funny – He ain’t no pal o’ mine
Ya better go away
Yes, go away
It’s funny cuz he knows it’s true
He’ll admit it to ya once
He don’t care that you don’t care
You’ll see him forty times a month
Ya better go away
A shovel always in his hand
He always waits around too long
Famous for his lack of finesse – Imposing all the time
His ideas suck an’ his jokes ain’t funny – He ain’t no pal o’ mine
Ya better go away
Yes, go away
It’s funny cuz he knows it’s true
He’ll admit it to ya once
He don’t care that you don’t care
You’ll see him forty times a month
Ya better go away
Hardly askin’ for his time – my body language is clear
Don’t go cryin’ to yer mama, go grow another ear
He’s like a villain in comic books
A sook without any milk
Laughing before the punch line
Strenuously sewing silk
Ya better go away
Yes, go away
Watch out for a sale
It’ll only last half an’ hour
Save as much money as you can
‘Tis the season to be sour
Go away
Yes, I’m annoyed
Mama, I’m annoyed
Go away – I’m annoyed
Ya better go away!
The Dean Project 