“The Werewolves’ Song”
©2015 The Dean Project
“The Werewolves’ Song”
©2015 The Dean Project
I write many kinds of songs. Among my favorites to write are story songs about interesting or legendary figures. Recently I wrote one about Colt Cabana because I think his story is amazing and I respect the hell out of him. I recorded a quick, live acoustic demo and tweeted it out about 2 months later. Two months later was today. 30 minutes after I tweeted it I
was surprised with a response from Colt, himself. His tweet looked like this. If you would like to listen to the song that Colt Cabana calls a Masterpiece it’s right here and its totally FREE. And remember to follow, like & subscribe to keep up with everything Dean Project.
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Lyrics, style and unorthodox vocal delivery are the very heart of The Dean Project. The outer shell of The Project is a veil of traditional folk elements combined with the philosophies of Punk and Rock n Roll. Said plainly, The Dean Project is just “Two Dudes and A Nutcracker Making Independent Folk Tunes In Canada.” 
Dean had no patience. He enjoyed rushing every idea that came to his head. This personality trait of his, in hindsight, is the ingredient that pushed us out the door and into the bars and halls where we’d start to make our name. I liked the idea of writing songs, however, Dean leaned towards our improvisational roots. This difference between us was the catalyst that set the wheels in motion. For example, Dean signed us up for the 2011 Online Warped Tour Battle of the Bands without consulting me.
I emerged from my bedroom one morning to the news that we were officially signed up for this ridiculous contest. At the time, I was a little annoyed because we had no songs or image. This left me with one option. Create them.
For the first time ever, we now found ourselves writing songs together. This proved to be a difficult undertaking because poor Deano couldn’t understand simple song structure. “Come in on 4” I’d say before starting the song. When 4 came, Dean didn’t. So, it hit me. This music theory stuff isn’t important to The Dean Project. Rhythm, tone quality and time signatures are all just suggestions. We were never out to compete with other bands. We weren’t interested in pissing contests. They get you nowhere and take all the fun from performing. Our focus was to just be The Dean Project. Little did I know, this Warped Tour thing would help solidify our web presence as an official act. However, In my mind, it was all satire. A commentary on how indie and commercial music are all built around false virtues. Performance art. But to those unhip, close-minded consumers of our work, we were barely talented kids just struggling to put songs together. It was a fine line to walk, especially for an unestablished act. We simply tried to Blur the lines between art, music, comedy and life.
We knew people wouldn’t understand what they were seeing or hearing. We knew some people would think of us as “wannabes”, “outcasts” or just plain bad. It would be up to us to give whoever was at that particular bar, on that particular night, a show and make them feel something. I was always a believer that people don’t buy songs. They buy feelings. Even if the songs were regarded as garbage. If we managed to make you feel something or react in any way, we would call it a success. If we inspired dialog, commentary, jokes or banter it meant more to me than selling T shirts or growing my social profile. We were the growling folk dudes with a nutcracker. Who wasn’t talking?
An ode to the best wrestler to ever lace up a set of boots , CM Punk.
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Dedicated to my former music partner. The late, great Dean O’Mac.
Officially debuts tomorrow morning HERE
There’s a legend of a man who wrestled women big and small
In Memphis, they wanted to see him stapled to a wall
He came to them from Hollywood where he was a star and admired
It got ugly for ol’ Andy Kaufman when The King had him Pile-drivered
Well, that poor young Andy sure made those people mad
He would call them ignorant slobs and confuse their Moms for Dads
He would teach them about hygiene. He said “Soap is easy to apply
Just run the bar under some hot water and you could be a clean guy”
The situation down in Memphis kinda got outta hand
Kaufman met The King on Letterman to settle this feud like a man
Tempers flared that evening and the conversation grew physical
And wouldn’t ya know. For years, people would pay to watch their musical
And Andy would sing
I’m The King
I’m The King
I’m The New King of Memphis Tennessee
I knocked out Lawler flat, last week
Oh, I’m The King
I’m The King
I’m The King of Memphis Tennessee
I’m from Hollywood – I’m a star
I’m from Hollywood, California
I make movies and TV shows
In Hollywood, California
Would you believe me if I told you this was a story of teamwork and trust
About a common love for something but you can argue if you must
However, it’s compelling and nothing too complex
Andy played a heel on TV but he never cashed them wrestlin’ checks
It was grade seven when we started calling him Dean
He wore a lot of wrestling t-shirts back then
He didn’t care to keep them clean
In that grade that I started playing in other bands as a drummer
It wasn’t until the 12th grade we started this project and nothing could be funner
Telling jokes poorly over offensive guitar frequencies
As Dean O’Mac struggled behind the drum kit frequently
In Toronto, I finish college and Dean O shows his face
We found Munchie in hockey rink, outdoors
And things began to change
We wrote songs, put out albums, got a car and we toured
We named that car Betty
She was a shitty old ford
Now, Dean O’Mac, you rest well
And Munchie and I will move forward
Your name is forever carved in this sword
The one that we’ll use to chop down hate and our enimies
Don’t worry dude
I hear you
Your vibes, they are sent to me
We miss ya O’Mac
We all want ya back
It way hard to believe – o
We miss ya O’Mac
Your cough and your hack
We all want ya ya back, Dean O
We all want ya back, Dean O