Ya can’t tie a werewolf to a tree – No you can’t!
No, you can’t tie a good free wheeler down

When you go campin’ for a week or two
Bring along a couple cans ‘a stew
You can even bring a couple ‘a pounds
When you campin’, invite your friends
Unpack your sleeping bags and tents
You can’t tie those night creatures down

When you go fishin’ out on the sea
To catch your lunch or just to shoot the breeze
Maybe just to escape the city sounds
When you go fishin’ don’t forget the bait
Smokin’ cigarettes will help the wait
Ah, you can’t tie a sea creature down

When you go walkin’ out on the streets
You’ll eat your local vegetables and meats
You’ll tip the guy on the corner dressed as a clown
When you go walkin’ out on the bay
You’ll remember what your mom would say
She said “Just never let yourself down”

Ya can’t tie a werewolf to a tree – No you can’t!
No, you can’t tie a good free wheeler down

You can go shoppin’ at the market stores
Or work all day long on chores
Or be the right-hand man at the compound
You can go shoppin’ from the trunks of cars
Or hang ’round all day in bars
But that doesn’t makes that logic sound

A werewolf always has to plan ahead
‘Cuz the moon will always come around the bend
An’ he should never, ever, ever mess around
A werewolf has to make judgement calls
‘Cuz every night the moon will fall
An’ you can’t tie a free wheeler down

Ya can’t tie a werewolf to a tree – No you can’t!
No, you can’t tie a good free wheeler down